U.S. ARMY SODOMY?
The Bible says, “You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.” Some scholars say that commandment is referring not to a homosexual orientation, but to the rape of Prisoners of War, a common practice. Did U.S. troops break this commandment by sexually abusing prisoners at Abu Ghraib?
And now for something completely different. I think we should abolish Presidents’ Day and go back to separate holidays for Lincoln’s and Washington’s birthdays, on the Mondays nearest the actual birth dates. Often that would make two 4-day weeks in a row. They’ll never let us do that, will they….