Speaking of those bifocals, I don’t consider myself old enough for them, but for a fleeting moment, I thought I understood the Midlife Crisis – the desire to prove my worth with a much younger woman… who doesn’t need bifocals!!!*  And/Or a hot, fast car with a loud stereo blaring Classic Rock!

(*–And I should make clear that this is not my usual approach to women – for better or for worse!!)