There’s actually a fashion store called Bluefly?!!!  Have people forgotten what blueflies are?!!!  Blueflies are carrion flies, those big-ass, slow-moving, BLUE flies that feed off dead flesh, feces, etc.

Next they’ll have one called Lice, or Maggots, or Tapeworms, or something!  ‘Yes, dear, I’m going shopping for all my fashion supplies at Tapeworms!’

This doesn’t require a college education.  Remember the famous scene in Tale of Two Cities???


Then again, they may be well-named, since they appear to be a for-profit, high-consumption-by-the-wealthy, corporation.  Carrion indeed.  Eat away!