The Vonage chick is growing on me.

The brunette in orange who hip-checks the Ma Bell guy, that is.  The Web says she’s actress Elizabeth Beckham.  More power to ya, Liz!  Like I say, NORMAL IS HOT!!!  “Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo!”


Casey Wilson from SNL; Normal is HOT!

Sorry, Tina Fey, you snooze, you lose!  My latest SNL crush is new “Featuring” lady Casey Wilson!  Love your curvy-girl-next-door looks, and you make “sincere” look both sweet and hot, kind of like Drew Barrymore does.

Here’s to the new Brunette Clown-Princess of Late Night!  And that’s a good thing!

PS: You’re not “fat,” you’re normal.  Nothing wrong with that at all.  Normal is hot!

Freckles are not “imperfections”

Even if mannequins like Paris Hilton don’t have any!

Lindsay Lohan was most attractive before she started covering up hers, or as someone said, “hiding all signs of her ethnic background” or words to that effect.  Makeup for a TV, movie, or stage appearance is one thing, but out from under the bright lights too???

Freckles are God’s makeup!